knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

Britney with her babies.  ♥ Requested by : thelivingfantasy

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

firstladyofpop: Didn't they skin you alive to decorate the new perfume bottle?

slavesnake:

LOL of course not! The bottles are printed over plastic made out of Radarhorse’s body.

That’s why they’re so perfect.

workbitchs:

i’m still here… laying down and imagining the original perfume music video

britney being brutally beaten, and after, dying on the ground, she imagines a happy ending for her with the man she loves… i’m having a moment..

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sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

why do I even try anymore everything I do is wrong

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

anybody wanna add me on skype? if so it’s cherishbrit

8:52PM
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here But I know what you are, what you are, baby